- You have to be 21 or older for me to gift you these items. You better believe I’m gonna check your ID. If you are three kids standing on each other’s shoulders in a trench coat, I’m definitely going to figure it out and pick another winner.
- You have to meet me in DC. We’ll make arrangements.
- I’ll use the Random Number Generator to get a number. If it corresponds to your Subscriber number, hooray!
- You have 48 hours to respond to my email. If I don’t hear from you, I’m picking another winner. Them’s the breaks!
- I won’t publish your name or photo or anything unless you’re cool with it.
- TOTALLY FREE. You don’t have to buy a tee shirt or a sticker or anything. This is just me saying thanks for reading, muchacho.
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