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This week, I was in a pinch before a couple of big drops and needed some bud I knew for a fact was going to do the trick. Whenever I’m...
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Fenwick St. Clair
Oct 30, 2021
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Digging around the District for a new I-71 storefront to check out, we ended up at The Garden. As we left the city pocked with...
Oct 22, 2021
Today we're visiting Spaced Out DC's new I71 storefront in Mt. Pleasant! FYI, the Gentleman has decided to hold off on his plan to escape...
GToker
Sep 29, 2021
This week we dialed up an order from DC weed delivery service District Chiefer! Was it just me or did this weekend feel especially good...
Sep 15, 2021
Today we're reviewing DC weed delivery service District Connect! I needed a delivery ASAP to even me out after drinking too much coffee, again, over...
Sep 8, 2021
Booty Call Brownie from Athena's Gifts Today our dear Percival is reviewing DC weed delivery service Athena's Gifts! You read about the Greek pantheon in...
Percival Bigglesby
Sep 1, 2021
Today we're reviewing FatBudz DC's weed delivery service! Speaking of delivery, the algorithms found these post-apocalyptic future fashion clothes for me recently and now I'm...
Aug 25, 2021
Today we're reviewing Royale Dankness, a DC weed delivery service par excellence. You know what they call a Big Dank in France, Jules? Ok, I...
Aug 18, 2021
Hello, my shmoopie pies, it's time to check out a new DC weed delivery service- DMV42ZERO! I just returned from a quick jaunt to the...
Aug 15, 2021
Today we're checking out Natural Vibes, a weed delivery service in Washington DC. The Gentleman knows all about vibes, daddy-o. I'm rocking black tourmaline to...
Aug 6, 2021
Tonight we turn the spotlight on Puff Kings, one of our favorite I71 weed-gifting brands in Washington DC. Spare a moment, sires, for your modest...
Jul 23, 2021
Hawkesbay Hemp is a brand-new DC weed storefront in the quiet Northeast neighborhood of Brookland, over by Catholic University. They invited your Gentleman to check...
Jul 3, 2021
The Gentleman has identified a fantastic flower for you to unwind with this weekend. I mean, really let the air out and let that ass...
Jun 17, 2021
If you're looking for a legit tour of Washington, DC, that just so happens to be 420-friendly, then you're in for a treat, kitty cat!...
Jun 11, 2021
Need a little gas to get you goin' this week? HOW IS IT ONLY MONDAY?!? Well, don't you fret none, sugar-toots, cuz we gotta primo...
Jun 7, 2021
GRADED: London Poundcake Flower Looking for a li'l pick-me-up this weekend? Heady Club's latest crop of London Poundcake flower has earned a 3.0 GPA (out...
Jun 4, 2021
It's beginning to look like we've escaped the cruel hand of Pestilence after all. I'm relieved, cuz Pandemic Apocalypse is one of the most boring...
May 30, 2021
Today we're breaking out our fancy-dandy new Flower Grading System for its first spin around the block! We'll kick things off with the Black Cherry...
May 23, 2021
You know the beginning of Office Space, when Peter explains how every day you see him is the worst day of his life? That's been...
Mar 28, 2021
A little late getting to the this set of reviews but I needed some time to recover after the Valentine's cam-girl weekend rush. What, you...
Feb 16, 2021
Hey hey everybody! It's, been, uh...2021 so far, huh? Cool, cool. I'm doing cool. You're probably doing cool, too. So that's cool. Glad we, uh...oh,...
Jan 14, 2021
Christmas is right around the corner and you want to know what to get your favorite stoner, cuz nothing ushers in the spirit of the...
Dec 7, 2020
Today is a very special review day cuz we're adding a new category- psiloycybin! Now that Initiative 81 has passed (by an even wider margin...
Nov 20, 2020
Election Day arrives again to the Nation's Capitol! If you're like me, you want copious amounts of good weed to soothe your nerves as we...
Nov 3, 2020
GT is back with your guide to this week's best weed gifts currently available from our favorite I71 delivery services! Third title is the charm,...
Oct 23, 2020
Hide your uterus, hide your governors, folks, Election 2020's a'comin! We may be another week closer to living out the prequel to The Handmaid's Tale,...
Oct 15, 2020
Heya, everybody! In my constant, burning, near-carnal desire to improve your experience here at GentlemanToker.com, we're gonna try something new. The weed in DC available...
Oct 7, 2020
The search for the perfect marijuana has taken the Gentleman to the furthest reaches of the globe. The expedition to recover the fabled Black Hat...
Jul 9, 2020
Lifted Shop DC has quite the storied history for a brand new brand. Located upstairs from Listen Vision Studios, the recording studio that has been...
May 21, 2020
Welcome back, my intrepid band of trans-dimensional psychonauts! Now, I know what you all must be thinking. "Why isn't the captain wearing any pants?" And...
May 15, 2020
