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This week, I was in a pinch before a couple of big drops and needed some bud I knew for a fact was going to do the trick. Whenever I’m...
Today we're looking at the King Louis XIII flowers from Gifted Curators DC. Now, Louie isn't the crazy one that killed all his wives, that's...
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May 9, 2020
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Long before the interwebs, mijos, we had the 80s. Ah, we were so innocent then. MTV had yet to discover reality television and played actual...
May 4, 2020
As you know, meeting leprechauns is usually such a tiresome affair. You have to find a rainbow, follow it to its end- which could very...
May 3, 2020
Street Lawyer Services has come up with the best gimmick the Gentleman has seen since I71 legalized cannabis possession and gifting in our favorite District....
Apr 25, 2020
A quiet, digital island getaway sounded the ticket when this whole quarantine started, but I ended up losing my shirt in a bad turnip deal...
Apr 15, 2020
Couture de corona is my favorite things about the apocalypse so far. Naturally, the Gentleman has chosen to wear a bandana in the classic desperado...
Apr 11, 2020
I'm a fan of social distancing. As far as the Gentleman is concerned, everyone can stay six feet away for fucking ever. What did you...
Apr 9, 2020
Tigers! Of course. That's why my pansexual, polyamorous drug cult hasn't taken off. It's not that I don't have charisma, it's that I don't have...
Apr 3, 2020
This is by far the most boring apocalypse. No swelling swarm of self-replicating nanobots. No super-hurricanes. Not a single radioactive kaiju or kraken! I was...
Mar 27, 2020
Today we're gonna look at the Frosted Oranges flowers from Maryland's licensed medical marijuana growers, Grow West from Cumberland. If you've not been out that...
Jul 16, 2019
Today we're looking at a new-fangled type of concentrate called DabTabs! They're available in Maryland's medical marijuana program from the Nature's Heritage brand, licensed locally...
Jun 25, 2019
Today we're gonna review a gLeaf Vape Cartridge from Maryland's medical marijuana program. The strain is called G Spot. No wonder I keep losing it!...
Jun 5, 2019
Today we're reviewing the Kalm Fusion THC Tablets available from Maryland's medical marijuana dispensaries. Classic edibles like brownies, cookies, & gummies will be on shelves...
Jun 1, 2019
Today we're gonna look at Sunday Brunch flowers from Evermore, one of Maryland's hottest medical marijuana brands. "Evermore" sounds like a fantasy kingdom, perhaps hidden...
May 29, 2019
Today we're gonna look at UKU, a recently-launched vape cartridge brand in Maryland! In Estonian mythology, Uku is the god of sky, weather, crops, and...
May 23, 2019
Today we're gonna review these Ghost Chem flowers grown by SunMed I got on sale at GreenLabs for $18 an eighth. Why not? We're gonna...
May 22, 2019
Culta has been one of the Gentleman's favorite medical marijuana brands in Maryland for more than a year now. Today we're finally getting around to...
May 21, 2019
The Feel Collection is a brand of ingestibles from Green Thumb Industries comprised of tinctures, RSO, and capsules. GTI owns/operates the Chesapeake Alternatives processor in...
May 20, 2019
Canamelo is one of my favorite gift weed delivery services in DC for several reasons. What you're actually buying is non-infused candy, for one, and...
Apr 18, 2019
After last year's Farm Bill, everybody's hustling to get a piece of the newly legal hemp industry. My grandmama wants to grow hemp! Hemp is...
Apr 4, 2019
It's time to look at TITS again, hooray! The heavily trichomed TITS have taken the cannabis world by storm. You can find all sorts of...
Mar 20, 2019
Purple Candy (HashApp) Today we'll be looking at a new DC gift weed delivery service called HashApp. They're not really an app, so don't worry,...
Mar 13, 2019
Purple Lambo (Pinnacle Product) 2019 and we are still finding new brands eager to enter DC's frenzied fray of gift weed delivery & pick-up services,...
Feb 23, 2019
With so many gift weed delivery services filling the space left behind when Congress interfered with DC's plans for a retail tax and sale program,...
Feb 18, 2019
529 Vapes recently opened up shop at 529 S Broadway in the historic Fells Point neighborhood of Baltimore, which is where I live now and...
Jan 31, 2019
Today we're gonna talk about the Dixie Awakening Orange Zest Tablets, or as I like to call 'em, my weed pills. Hooray! We reviewed the...
Jan 23, 2019
The Gentleman's first review of 2019 is gonna be this Grandaddy Purp vape cart from a new Maryland processor, MPX (short for Melting Point Extracts)....
Jan 8, 2019
Today we'll be looking at Hemper, one of the most popular subscription boxes on the market geared directly to cannabis enthusiasts. The rise of legalization...
Dec 12, 2018
Okay, rocketeers, let me bring you up to speed. Liberty was a medical marijuana cultivator in DC before they became licensed in Maryland. They used...
Nov 28, 2018
501st OG (Hush DC) The Gentleman is a Marvel guy. Never really been into DCU other than Batman, but who doesn't like Gotham's Dark Knight?...
Nov 14, 2018
