It's time to look at TITS again, hooray! The heavily trichomed TITS have taken the cannabis world by storm. You can find all sorts of TITS this season- Blue TITS, Purple TITS, Alien TITS... it's just like Total Recall! Today we're looking at the Sour TITS I got from new DC gift weed delivery service, Select Co-Op.
- www.selectco-op.com
- Delivery & Pick-Ups
- Sun-Thurs 10am-9pm
- Fri-Sat 10am-10pm
- Actually buying: digital subscription
Characteristics
Ok ok we're not going to pun our way through the review like we did last time. So wipe that smirk off your faces! We're going to take these Sour TITS seriously!
Select Co-Op's Sour TITS had a delightful sour aroma that jumps right out of the bag. Buds are compact but easy to grind, good consistency, a bit dry. The dark green buds wear a stylish, sparkling coat of visible trichomes and orange hairs sure to turn heads on the runways of Paris this season.
I smoked a couple Sour TITS joints, one last night, and I've been puffing the other on and off all day, but it's quite potent. I find I don't have the urge to relight it after it goes out, or I simply forget to. The smoke didn't deliver on the flavor. A bit irritating, actually, but manageable.
Effects
Sour TITS feels amaaaaazing. I've been in my own happy little fog all day calmly bouncing along without a care in the world. But it's probably not the best choice if you need your brain to actually do stuff.
It's very mentally engaging, but in a daydreamy way. I couldn't concentrate on watching TV last night and my mind has been wandering all day so I made up my own team of monsters to sell as an animated show instead:
I got Schrodinger the Cat, a Mini-taur, the (Jersey) Devil, and a wyvern that hates when you call her dragon. My favorite, though, is Share Bear, a defective malevolent toy that absolutely loves sharing all his knife collection with new pals! I came up with some lines, here:
"Let's go say hi, Stabby!"
"I wuv you this many bullets!"
"Your corpse & me will be best friends!"
Look me in the eye and tell me you don't want to watch that! Villains? I got those too! C'mon Netflix, Prime, Hulu, one of you guys have got to greenlight this show. Speaking of...
Gentleman Approved
Select Co-Op's Sour TITS had a fantastic aroma and while the smoke wasn't as smooth as I'd like to see, the flower is undeniably strong. I've been super-duper anxious recently and it was a nice change of pace to just, y'know, chill the hell out.
It's a good start! Looking forward to seeing what Select Co-Op comes up with next.
