- a pack of five prerolls plus a gram of Girl Scout Cookies flower (naturally) from delivery favorite Pink Rabbit Collective
- two grams of District Hemp's High Terp CBD Isolate that I just reviewed (Pineapple Express and Blueberry Kush)
- from Golden Pineapple, a pair of personal-sized pies made with vegan crust and filled with Fuji apples, Red Delicious apples, & Bosc pears.
- You have to be 21 or older for me to gift you these items. You better believe I’m gonna check your ID unless you have a ZZ Top beard. If you are three kids standing on each other’s shoulders in a trench coat, I’m definitely going to figure it out.
- You have to meet me in DC. We’ll make arrangements.
- I’ll use the Random Number Generator to get a number. If it corresponds to your Subscriber number, hooray!
- I’ll send the winner notice next Friday, 2/2/18, via email. You have 48 hours to respond. If I don’t hear from you, I’m picking another winner. Them’s the breaks!
- I won’t publish your name or photo or anything unless you’re cool with it.
- TOTALLY FREE. You don’t have to buy a tee shirt or a sticker or anything. This is just me saying thanks for reading, bozo.
- If you’re already Subscribed, you don’t need to Subscribe again. You’re all set!