You're a busy so and so, why should you have to dig through pages and pages and pages of Washington DC and Maryland dispensaries to find the best deals to celebrate 420? That's my job. So I threw on the 80s station and got to it. Have you heard this song? Ohmygaaawd. It's probably NSFW but not at my job lls. Ok ok here ya go! Happy Stoner Christmas, everybody! Remember: Maryland patients can visit any MD or DC dispensary. DC patients can NOT visit MD dispensaries. Take it up with your congressman! Oh, wait...

6 BEST 420 PRIZES:

  1. ZenLeaf (Jessup now, Waldorf grand opening on 4/22): Win a Trip to Las Vegas to see the original ZenLeaf dispensary! Visit either location on 4/22 for your chance to win. Get 10+% off select flower/concentrate/edible/topical products all week! 4/19-  get 20% off select flower; 4/20- take 10% off one item, 20% off two, 30% off three!; 4/21- get 20% off select flower; 4/22- get 20% off select vape carts.
  2. Charm City Medicus (Baltimore, MD): Starting Wednesday, a CCM purchase enters you into a raffle giveaway. We'll be drawing winners on 4/20 with the Grand Prize drawing at 4:20pm! You do not have to be present to win. Prizes include $420 in store credit (woot!), PAX 3, a Dab Rig, O's tickets, and more. See all prizes, packages, and specials here!
  3. Capital City Care (1334 North Capitol St NW): RAFFLE FOR $420 IN STORE CREDIT! Deals include Buy 1 flower package, get 1 free through 4/22 (select strains); spend $120 and get a free XL Smell Proof Bag; Ghost Train Haze Pull-Snap, buy 1, get 1 half off; PSC members get an EXTRA gram in April
  4. Harvest of Maryland (Rockville): raffle for an ounce of flower and other prizes, first 25 new patients receive 1 select gram, returning patients purchasing an eighth or more 1 select gram, free preroll card usable on your next visit
  5. National Holistic Healing Center & Takoma Wellness Center (DC)- BOTH dispensaries are giving out 2 free grams of Abatin Type II (THC/CBD mix) flower to the first 50 patients (with purchase) and if you get $50 worth of Abatin products, you'll get a free eighth of a Type II strain; actually, Takoma says they're doing it for first 200 patients
  6. Kannavis (Ijamsville): 20% off all products (excludes accessories), raffling a PAX 3 and three $50 gift cards; if you don't win, your raffle ticket will get you 15% off any one item in May; gram flights, pre-roll specials on deck, refreshments & swag; on Saturday, 4/21, enjoy 10% off

MARYLAND:

Nature's Care & Wellness (Perryville): Daily Specials + We will be donating $1 from every sale on 4/20 to the Perryville fire victims, come out and show your support. Your Farmacy (Lutherville): ALL DAY ON 4/20 15% DISCOUNT ALL ITEMS. All attendees who make a donation (to the Wounded Warrior Project and American Cancer Society) will be entered to win hourly giveaways! The first 20 people to make a purchase of $25 or more will get a Free Pre-Roll. Package specials include: $420 -1 oz Flower, 1 Disposable Pen, Two, 1/2 Gram Shatter; $100 for two .5g of shatter; 4 gram flights for $42; MORE specials listed on their site *Restrictions apply, not valid with other discounts and promotions Herbology (Gaithersburg, MD): WED: Donate your Hair to Wigs for Kids from 1-4pm + Hair Styling Class THURS: Donate to Manna Food Drive + Personal Training Sessions from 1-5pm FRI: all day video game competitions + fundraiser for On Our Own (Mental Health & Wellness) Bloom Medicinals (Germantown): $200 store credit Cannabis Connoisseur raffle, giveaways, take selfies with their budtenders on Friday Peninsula Alternative Health (Salisbury): THURS- $10 prerolls (12 strains available), 25% off selected flower, Dixie, and Mary's Medicinals; FRI- first 100 patients get free gram (5-6 strains available) Shore Naturals doing a presentation 12-2pm, 25% off Shore Naturals and Green Leaf flower, AFS Ghost Scout Cookie Shatter 1 FULL gram for $80; SAT- first 50 get a free Mary's Medicinals patch; 15% off on vape cartridges Allegany MMD (Cumberland): $50 .5g concentrates, specials on prerolls, $5 raffle tickets to win a Dr. Dabber portable e-rig, food (read my review of this dispensary here) Curio Wellness (Timonium): 4.20 ALL WEEK with 15% off all purchases of $100 or more plus daily specials. RISE (Silver Spring and Bethesda): Patient Appreciation Week features visits from several growers along with specials on that brand's flowers. First 50 patients each day get a free 420 RISE tee shirt with purchase and $1 prerolls with any $100 purchase. Grassroots will be visiting both stores on Wednesday, and Kind Therapeutics will be in on Thursday. Haven (Brandywine): Today it’s 30% off all Shatters, sugars, badders, waxes, and whatchamacallits Wednesday only, at your friendly neighborhood Haven, plus entry into our 420 Raffles with Loyalty Program sign up; daily specials TBA on Facebook Liberty (Rockville): TODAY-SUNDAY: $50 quarter popcorn buds; $40 half-grams of wax; $50 half -grams of live resin (budder, sauce, etc) when you buy 4; Blueberry-flavored SERENITY King Kush distillate pen $50 (.375g); any purchase enters you into a drawing for free Pax 3 Temescal (Pikesville): Patient Appreciation Week has $42 eights of Blueberry Cereal today and 4 prerolls for $20 Thursday-Sunday (additional in-store discounts). On 4/20, they'll be grilling out in the parking lot from noon-4pm Herbiculture (Burtonsville): prize wheel all week (best prizes are 5, 10, 15% off and zinc grinder) when you spend $100; 4/20 raffle including Herbiculture swag Trilogy Wellness (Ellicott City): grand opening 4/20! Join us to celebrate. We will have industry doctors, a food truck and prize wheel! For Patients: All day specials on flower, concentrates and accessories! Prize wheel for chances to win free apparel, accessories, discounts and store credit! Maggie's (Hampden): Every customer spending over $75 gets a prize, enter the Roor Raffle for custom flame polished bong with purchase over $200. Deals include ANY ounce mix & match for $315, Grassroots mix & match half-ounce $175, Harvest 1/8ths for $35, 20% off select cartridges, specials on Dixie and Mary's Medicinals! Details listed on their website Green Point Wellness (Linthicum Heights): Thurs & Fri- 4 prerolls for $42 or 4 grams for $42; hot dogs, burgers, & refreshments with purchase; meet Forward Gro from 11am-1pm Southern Maryland Relief (Mechanicsville):  On 4/19 we will have specials on Harvest ounces and half ounces, Curio prepackaged Golden Strawberry at an amazing price with a free gift, G-leaf prepackaged 1/8 special, Vape cartridges discounted, and Southern Maryland Relief tee-shirt discounts! On Friday, prize wheel, door prizes, giveaways, food, Kona Ice from 12-3pm and flower specials TBA!  Pure Life Wellness (Baltimore): Visit us between 2:00-4:20 pm and get $4 off 1g Pre-Rolls and $5 and $10 off select 1/8's! Remedy Columbia (duh): open 24 hrs on Friday! Specials, Shatter, Sour, Free-rolls, Raffles, Swag, Giveaways all week long! Positive Energy (Ocean City): today it's a 4.5g flight for $50 (pick three out of four strains of 1.5g popcorn buds from GLeaf); more TBA on their blog Starbuds (Baltimore): Special 4/20 Hours 7AM-9PM, $4.20 Starbuddies (mini-joints) ALL. DAY. LONG. BEAT THE CLOCK 4/20 DEALS 7AM - 9AM $45 PREMIUM 8THS 9AM - NOON 1G CONCENTRATE SPECIALS NOON - 4:20PM $10 1G PRE-ROLLS 4:20 - 4:21PM PENNY MINI JOINTS* 4:21 - 7PM $20 SHAKE 8THS 7PM-9PM 10% OFF ENTIRE ORDER Altpharm (Suitland): raffling off 3 GravLabs bongs, get a ticket for every $50 you spend Euphoria Wellness (New Market): $49.99 Citrus Berry from GLeaf until 4/19 not exactly a 4/20 special but we'll include it; $49.99 half gram AFS shatter Thursday only

WASHINGTON DC

DC patients can visit any DC dispensary. They cannot visit MD dispensaries. Capital City Care (1334 North Capitol St NW): RAFFLE FOR $420 IN STORE CREDIT! Deals include Buy 1 flower package, get 1 free through 4/22 (select strains); spend $120 and get a free XL Smell Proof Bag; Ghost Train Haze Pull-Snap, buy 1, get 1 half off; PSC members get an EXTRA gram in April National Holistic Healing center (1718 Connecticut Ave NW): FIRST 50 PATIENTS get 2 grams of Abatin Type II flower FREE WITH ANY PRUCHASE; BUY 2 GET 1 on selected Abatin Wellness and Alternative Solutions strains; $42 AltSol liquid shatter vape carts; meet Women Grow co-founder JANE WEST at 4:20pm on 4/20! Details here. Herbal Alternatives (1710 Rhode Island Ave NW):Raffling an Ionix vaporizer & green Waterworks bong; Deals include Pineapple Skunk for $11g; 4 for $20 prerolls; half g of kief for $14.20; half-g of shatter for $44.20; Alternative Solutions Chemdawg, Blue Cheese, & Goji OG carts for $42; Magic Flight Launch Box vaporizer + a gram of flower + a gram a kief $142; Speciale eighths $49.50; eighth of Abatin Wellness' Blueberry or Pincher's Creek flowers plus a Type II (THC/CBD mix) eighth plus lighter jar and papers for $68.40 Metropolitan Wellness Center (409 8th St SE Suite 201): new patients get a free gram of Aussie Blues for with your first purchase; earn double rewards points on Wednesday; BOGO select eighths of flower and $42 Alternative Solutions liquid shatter cartridges 4/20-4/22; Discounted Strains include Sugar in My Bowl, Blue Cheese, Face Wreck Haze, select Shatter, Kief, and Sativa Chocolates Takoma Wellness Center (6925 Blair Rd NW):FIRST 200 PATIENTS get 2 grams of Abatin Type II flower FREE WITH ANY PRUCHASE; OPEN 11:30am-8pm on 4/20 and OPEN SATURDAY (4/21)! $4.20 prerolls, $42 eighths (Blue Cheese or Strawberry Diesel), $42 AltSol vape carts, Buy 4 Chocolates Get 1 Free