Happy Friday, peoples! I was looking for a way to say thanks to you guys for the crazy amount of love and support you've shown your friendly, neighborhood weed reviewer's manic mid-life crisis website. So, like...how about I give one of you some free cannabis? Would you be into that?
I'm giving away one gram of WiFi OG Shatter from Xtra Gram Sam, one bag of Jetty's Mind Tricks infused toffees (100mg THC) from Joint Delivery Co, and an eighth of T.I.T.S. flowers from PuffPuffDC.
Don't look at me like that, I didn't name it. That being said, damn, these flowers look good. The last batch from PuffPuffDC went quick, I might have the last bag in the city and I'm not even gonna smoke any! I want to. Dammit. But you can have them. Sigh.
So how does it work? Easy!
- You have to be 21 or older for me to gift you these items. You better believe I'm gonna check your ID unless you have a ZZ Top beard. If you are three kids standing on each other's shoulders in a trench coat, I'm definitely going to figure it out.
- You have to Subscribe to my Newsletter. You're gonna love it. For serious.
- You have to meet me in DC. We'll make arrangements.
- I'll use the Random Number Generator to get a number. If it corresponds to your Subscriber number, hooray!
- I'll send the winner notice next Friday, 12/15/17, via email. You have 48 hours to respond. If I don't hear from you, I'm picking another winner. Them's the breaks!
- I won't publish your name or photo or anything unless you're cool with it.
- We're definitely doing more than just this one drawing, but we'll wait til after the holidays for the next one since so many of you will be out of town.
- TOTALLY FREE. You don't have to buy a tee shirt or a sticker or anything. This is just me saying thanks for reading.