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YAY FRIDAY! Lumbergh and his TPS reports can hit bricks this weekend, baby, you're gonna be busy couch-surfing with these gorgeous Mr. Dankness (Mr. Nice...
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Today our friends at gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery have Platinum Bubba (above photo) to share with you! Also available today...
Feb 7, 2019
Fresh bouquets of CBD hemp flowers just dropped at 529 Vapes in Baltimore! Not only do they have the Mothership I wrote about last week...
Positively jubilant news, my pernicious pack of phantasmic piranha! Hidden Leaf DC has expanded and is now available in NYC! Whether you're roaming the Nation's...
Feb 6, 2019
Only good vibes pass thru this Gas Mask, baby! It won't help you cross the Radioactive Zone, of course, but after a fat blunt your...
Feb 5, 2019
Behold Hades OG, my razor-fanged harpies! Freshly reclaimed from The Pit by our friends at I71 weed pick-up service Green Label Grinders. Schedule your appointment to...
Feb 4, 2019
Merry Super Bowl's Eve, everybody! Schedule your appointment with I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 before the game so you don't have to miss a single commercial getting...
Feb 2, 2019
Chocolate Drop Flowers (PuffPuff DC) Happy Snowy Friday, baby! Those hardy souls brave enough to venture out into this winter wonderland will find some positively...
Feb 1, 2019
529 Vapes recently opened up shop at 529 S Broadway in the historic Fells Point neighborhood of Baltimore, which is where I live now and...
Jan 31, 2019
Doom. Psych. Noise. Sludge. Death. Crust. It goes by many names and today's kids are boofing it straight up their earholes, but you can stop...
Jan 30, 2019
Stopped by the grand opening of District Hemp's second location in Leesburg and got my hands on some CBD coffee! Pot-O-Coffee's Jamaican Me Crazy blend...
Jan 29, 2019
Soak up those sexy thirty-five degree temperatures while you can, mijos, the Polar Vortex approacheth! That sounds crazy scary. What if it never goes away?...
Jan 28, 2019
Presidential Kush (Spaced Out DC) Happy Saturday, mes amis! Today our friends at I71 delivery fave Spaced Out DC have some sparkly Presidential Kush marijuana...
Jan 26, 2019
WOOOOO BABY YEAH! A deal has been reached to end the shutdown and we got three, count 'em three hot hot weeks of government-funded action...
Jan 25, 2019
Check out these pretty Pineapple Mango Kush flowers from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! Our amigos buenos at DCD also have Glookies,...
Jan 24, 2019
Today we're gonna talk about the Dixie Awakening Orange Zest Tablets, or as I like to call 'em, my weed pills. Hooray! We reviewed the...
Jan 23, 2019
Chocolate Diesel (Bagged Buds) I got an email this weekend from one of my newsletter subscribers that is a conservative(?) and wasn't to cuss me...
Jan 22, 2019
Right, so today's the day we celebrate Dr. Martin Luther King Jr's birthday, who most of us still agree was a pretty awesome dude...
Jan 21, 2019
I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 has some B-A-U-tiful Tre OG flowers to share with you today, pictured above, along with Super Glue, Burmese Kush, White Tahoe Cookies,...
Jan 19, 2019
So I was at the bar the other night (cuz there's no where for stoners to congregate without worry of raids. Plus, I remember very...
Jan 18, 2019
Today's gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes the Purple Headband flowers pictured above along with Glookies, Pineapple Mango Kush, High...
Jan 17, 2019
(Pineapple Bubba Kush) Above you'll find today's gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme. If you're looking for serious potency, ask about...
Jan 16, 2019
In further evidence that we are living in the classiest timeline, today college football champion Clemson Tigers were invited to our fair city to dine...
Jan 15, 2019
Hope y'all enjoyed the snow, cuz it sounds like we're in for another round later this week! Aargh. The only good things about snow are...
Jan 14, 2019
Stock up on flowers now before the snow gets here! As always, our friends at I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad have got exactly what you...
Jan 11, 2019
Oooh, I got a goodie from the wayback bin for you guys, today! Have a listen to Starsailor's 2005 opus On the Outside. Super solid...
Jan 10, 2019
Good afternoon buzz, my friends. This is Cliff Biffington, real life reporter dude with an important update on the status of marijuana legalization in the District....
Jan 9, 2019
The Gentleman's first review of 2019 is gonna be this Grandaddy Purp vape cart from a new Maryland processor, MPX (short for Melting Point Extracts)....
Jan 8, 2019
Week 3 of the shutdown and I'm starting to panic. Hello??? Who is governing me, please??? I'M NOT S'POSED TO BE ALONE THIS LONG! Desperate...
Jan 7, 2019
Our government may be shut down, DC's vaunted museums may be shuttered, our national parks slowly turning into landfills because people are just the absolute...
Jan 5, 2019