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Bodybuilders and farmers both hate to pass up an easy performance booster. Whether it’s pumping up those sweat-glistening biceps, or stackin’ more junk on the trunk of a nice fall...
Absalom's Smoke Shop invited your Gentleman to check out their new Silver Spring store. This bright, cozy shop nestled in the Hillandale Shopping Center has...
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Nov 26, 2017
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District Connoisseurs is a pillar of the marijuana pop-up scene. Since Initiative 71's passing, few have built brands with as strong a following as these...
Nov 25, 2017
Black Friday is like The Purge, but for shopping. I guess we could call it The Binge. Some of you, regardless of the cold or...
Nov 24, 2017
I hit the Marijuana BizCon with an eye out for topical solutions that might provide some relief for the literal pain in my ass that...
Nov 19, 2017
Oh, wow, you guys- the Marijuana BizCon in Las Vegas was an overwhelmingly awesome experience. I was looking for an opportunity to get my kickass...
Nov 17, 2017
Your Gentleman is headed back to Las Vegas for the Marijuana Business Conference and could not be more excited! I'm all jazz hands over here....
Nov 13, 2017
Right, so you've already figured out by reading the title that this isn't your standard review. I suppose it's a review of what it's like...
Nov 11, 2017
Tarantulas from Canamelo, Ah, my worried, wall-eyed wallabies, it's always a good day when I get to announce one of my favorite gifts that are...
Nov 10, 2017
Hell, yes! Despite the bitter cold and pouring rain, Virginians turned out to repudiate experimental mini-Trump Gillespie, electing another Democratic governor over threats that MS-13...
Nov 8, 2017
The Gentleman is proud to introduce We Lit Wednesdays, a new event starting this week (November 8 from 5-11pm) with the mission to raise funds...
Nov 6, 2017
Nearly two years into this grand experiment, a spirit of pride stirs among many Initiative 71 brands that we must cease our reliance on imports,...
Kazooted Infused Truffles If you've been around the DC marijuana event scene long, you already know Kazooted. Their passion for their craft has made them...
Nov 4, 2017
Okay, so Halloween is over, but there's no reason to freak out or anything. The weather is still nice, there's been minimal friendly casualties thus...
Nov 2, 2017
From me and all of the Gentleman's little monsters, have a safe and happy Halloween tonight, baby! [caption id="attachment_2936" align="aligncenter" width="1027"] Dope art courtesy of...
Nov 1, 2017
A weed party at my favorite venue down on the SW Waterfront was abruptly shut down mid-event yesterday. Sigh. Why can't we have nice things?...
Oct 30, 2017
Buenos dias, my carnal chupacabras! It's here, it's here, it's finally here! Halloween Weekend, woot! Finally time to let my beautiful, brown curls down and...
Oct 27, 2017
Ah, my gnarly, grotesque goblins, your Gentleman is positively gleeful as the ancient Harvest Festival approaches! Halloween weekend is the one time of year that...
Oct 25, 2017
Ok, I suppose after 12 hours of playing South Park: The Fractured But Whole (ha!) that a Gentleman should really take a break and write...
Oct 21, 2017
It's a very special Wednesday, my wool-wearing wolves, for today we'll induct another edibles brand into the exclusive club that's actually got your Gentleman nice...
Oct 18, 2017
There has been a surge of interest in DC’s marijuana events since the Associated Press article about CannaMania came out, so I figured a spiffy...
Gentleman Toker
Oct 16, 2017
Well, my garishly garbed gargoyles, there's no reason for my excruciating torment to go to waste, when we can use that delicious pain for your...
Oct 12, 2017
Greetings from the Fifth Circle of Hell, my malevolent minions! Not only is All Hallow's Eve tantalizingly close, but also, my stupid leg is in...
Oct 10, 2017
Abatin Wellness, one of the six licensed medical marijuana growers in DC, is one of my very favorite cannabis cultivators in the entire country. Their...
Oct 5, 2017
Aloha, my arrogant, avian armada! I don't know about you, but getting through last week left me in a crumpled heap this weekend, binge-watching season...
Oct 2, 2017
Purple Punch from Xtra Gram Sam My cuckolded cuckoos, hello again. I can not even begin to describe the sanctity-shredding atrocity this week has been...
Sep 29, 2017
Hello again, my savage scavenger squirrels! For those of you admirably taking advantage of Initiative 71 to grow your own cannabis medicine at home, you...
Sep 24, 2017
Welcome back, my mismatched motley of miscreants! Another lovely weekend lies just within our grasp, a mere eight labor hours hence. We can put up...
Sep 22, 2017
Hola, me gatos gordos y grandes! Don't mind me, I just found an old phrasebook in my bugout bag after Trump's speech to the UN yesterday and...
Sep 20, 2017
FaceOff OG from Da DoGooders Today is a very special day for the nation's capital! There's DC Flower Fest for the cannabis crowd featuring a...
Sep 16, 2017
It's been a few months since I last checked in on the MMJ program, and it occurs to me that I never actually wrote a...
Sep 15, 2017
