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Bodybuilders and farmers both hate to pass up an easy performance booster. Whether it’s pumping up those sweat-glistening biceps, or stackin’ more junk on the trunk of a nice fall...
EDIT: Juicywana has rebranded as Juice'd! Heya, folks! As promise-ish-ed, your noble Gentleman has returned from his journeys to distant vistas to deliver a long overdue...
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DC cannabis delivery newcomer Local'd has the right idea. They've got some of the prettiest buds I've seen around town in the past year, but in...
Mar 8, 2017
DC's young cannabis industry continues to grow with ambitious new outfits like Terpy Solutions, sprouting like weeds (teehee) among the Nation's Capital to serve the demand...
Mar 1, 2017
How many days had passed? Weeks? Time was a meaningless concept locked away alone in a cold cell deep underneath the fabulous Mar-A-Lago Club at Trump National...
Feb 21, 2017
I hope you had a Happy Valentine's Day, DC! Or not. I don't really care. Like the rest of you single folks, I was gonna...
Feb 15, 2017
KindBag DC (now defunct) is expanding their gift menu beyond their delightfully aromatic flowers to include edibles, canna-butter (for making your own edibles or smear...
Feb 8, 2017
Racists and fascists and narcissists, oh my! After years of listening to the Right bemoan "Emperor Obama" and his executive orders, a flurry of controversial,...
Jan 31, 2017
Hey there. So, our good friends the Millers have fallen on tough times. I'm not going to get into it here, obviously. Suffice it to...
Jan 28, 2017
Okay, so I got to take part in the big #Trump420 joint giveaway put on by DCMJ and it was amazing. You've probably seen it...
Jan 24, 2017
I keep thinking about slime monsters. A solitary scream that devolves into a viscous, angry gurgle. Flesh bubbling, melting, congealing into one misshapen lump of...
Jan 18, 2017
Happy Friday, folks! I had a great time last night at DC's premier weekly dab event, the Hash Bash. Here to talk about it is...
Jan 13, 2017
Call me Gentleman. It is strange; back in the olden days of July 2016, those halcyon days of yore, the DC Green Rush was so...
Jan 11, 2017
Welcome to the future, baby! It may be a New Year, but we still got the same old problems. Global tensions rising in a surge...
Jan 3, 2017
PSA, folks: know your tolerance and drink responsibly. No one wants to spend New Year's Eve looking after their wasted friend! Now, with that out...
Dec 30, 2016
Dr. Trichome's Tincture A tincture, for those unfamiliar, is cannabis extract in a liquid medium. Liquid weed, right! An extremely discreet way to medicate, it...
Dec 29, 2016
How does being blazed out and dipped head to toe in cannabis sound? CannabiSpa DC is a holistic cannabis immersion experience far beyond a...
Dec 28, 2016
I'm not really, um, good at Christmas. But I want to be. So we're gonna start with gratitude. That's why I want to thank you,...
Dec 24, 2016
By far the most frequent question I get these days is where to get cannabis concentrate. "What's your problem, GT?" is second-most and takes...
Dec 21, 2016
DCMJ's #SmokeSessions series of protests to demand incoming US Attorney General Jeff Sessions evolve his staunch, stated opposition to cannabis policy reform are slated to...
Video of A Dab Before Christmas (presented by Dr. Trichome) from our good pal Stephen Barber of Capital Canna News, Barber Media Services, et cetera....
Dec 20, 2016
Okay, I admit- the Mortal Kombat fanfic review I did for Pharmer Miller last time was pushing the limits of what you, my dear, enraptured...
Dec 18, 2016
Maaaan, the Gentleman turns his back for five seconds and these dudes are sellin' Moon Rocks. [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="400"] GoDawg from Alternative Solutions[/caption] I've...
Dec 16, 2016
Achoo. I updated the Price Index last week. I usually give some notes regarding what I found, but I've been sick. No, not my usual...
Dec 13, 2016
The Maryland Medical Cannabis Commission has announced the companies that have been awarded Stage One license pre-approvals to run a medical marijuana dispensary (thanks for...
Dec 9, 2016
Thanks very much to DCMJ who got GT the hot-off-the-presses release from the DC Council that a new dispensary has been approved that will have...
Dec 7, 2016
Here's a case of the same strain grown by different growers yielding very different results. I've had a few different Master Kush flowers around DC...
Ah, finally! A chance to meet my favorite DC medical marijuana cultivator, open to everybody (you don't need to be a patient) at Takoma Wellness...
Dec 6, 2016
There is a special edition of the #SmokeSessions protests from DCMJ following their meeting with the staff of Trump's pick for US Attorney General, prohibitionist...
FIRST ANNUAL CAPITAL CUP WINNERS: CANDY: 1st- Indelible Edibles, Lollipop 2nd- A Taste of Heaven, Lollipop BAKED GOODS: 1st- MariHemp, Graham Cracker S'more 2nd- EverybodyBakesWithChris,...
Nov 29, 2016
Blazed & Confused: A High Comedy Event Award winning director, producer, and comedienne Elizabeth Croydon (you remember her, she's also written some articles for this...
