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This week, I was in a pinch before a couple of big drops and needed some bud I knew for a fact was going to do the trick. Whenever I’m...
Green Label Grinders has a fresh batch of Blue Rhino cured and I don't want you to miss out! I mean, if you're out of...
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Mar 19, 2018
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Vape technology nowadays means you can stay medicated on-the-go, so after years of being quietly resigned to smoking skunky flowers at home, lest some Nosy...
Mar 10, 2018
The Gentleman has mentioned once or twice his great fondness for the cannabis products from Abatin Wellness, the District's premier medical marijuana cultivator, but we've...
Mar 6, 2018
Today we'll be looking at an indica called Black Dog from Curio Wellness, one of Maryland's first medical marijuana cultivators to have product available. Perhaps...
Mar 1, 2018
The newest light of the I71 constellation, Illuminate DC is gifting cannabis to promote their 100% soy candles, handmade in the good ole' US of...
Feb 26, 2018
We first looked at I71 delivery brand Trending Leafs a few months ago. Their corporate mission is to be "The Voice of the Plant," to...
Feb 22, 2018
Did you miss me, my singing, bloodthirsty flora? Pardon the slightly extended absence. It's all very hush hush, you see, so allow me to direct...
Feb 20, 2018
NINE POUND HAMMER (HIGH QUALITEA DC) Today, we'll look at one of the freshest entrants of the I-71 derby, High Qualitea DC (now defunct). To...
Feb 13, 2018
Grandma's Cookies (HiddenLeaf DC) I lost my remote control more than a day ago and I have literally no idea where that thing is, so...
Feb 10, 2018
Bad news, everyone. As of today, the clarification from MPD after the recent pop-up raids regarding what is and is not allowed regarding Initiative 71 means that there won’t be...
Feb 9, 2018
Today, we'll turn our attention once again to Maryland's baby-fresh medical marijuana program, and as the divine hand of Fortune may have it, my first...
Feb 7, 2018
202 Organics is one of DC's premier delivery brands- we looked at their Cristal flowers a while back- but they've got such an extensive gift...
Feb 2, 2018
Good evening, America. For tonight's District of the Cannabis Union address, brought to you by I71 delivery brand NFUZD, I thought I'd take an hour...
Jan 30, 2018
The Apothecarry case is unbelievably swanky. It is exactly what I always wanted before I knew it was a thing, which saves me the trouble...
Jan 23, 2018
On a quaint little corner of Old Town Manassas, about forty minutes down I-66, lies Virginia's very first, open-to-the-public CBD store, District Hemp. Did you...
Jan 21, 2018
We may just over four hours away from a government shutdown, but the Gentleman is the very definition of essential personnel and thus, remains hard...
Jan 20, 2018
High Focus has long distinguished themselves among your many Initiative 71 options with quick, friendly delivery service and excellent cannabis flower gifts. Now they've gone...
Jan 19, 2018
Missed All-Star Mondays this week? No worries, baby, Butter Nugg Cookies is BACK tomorrow at the Spaceship DC with plenty of great flowers, rosin, vape...
Jan 18, 2018
It's been a couple days since I last checked in and I'm sure you're all worried that I've finally been assassinated by the Deep State...
Jan 17, 2018
Butter Nugg Cookies is currently rocking some Humboldt Kush flowers, which they pressed into some awesome, super-smooth and terpy rosin they have available on its...
Jan 14, 2018
It's been a while since we checked in on Real Deal Farmz, hasn't it? One of DC's most talented growers in my own not-so-humble opinion,...
Jan 13, 2018
Soufeast Ratchet Cakes (Dope Uber) Ladies and lame, stupid boys (yuck!), it is my pleasure to introduce you this evening to one of DC's most...
Jan 11, 2018
Time for another gear review! PAX is one of the most popular names in the crowded portable vaporizer market. They've got a lot more prestigious...
Jan 9, 2018
Monday's hottest new Initiative 71 compliant event for DC's cannabis enthusiasts is All-Star Mondays at the Spaceship DC. If you've been eyeing the scene for...
Jan 6, 2018
What better way to ring in the new year than take y'all behind the scenes at DC Xtracts, the first CO2 extraction lab operating under...
Jan 3, 2018
ICYMI the government has finally admitted aliens are real just like me and Randy Quaid always said they were! But you wouldn't listen to our...
Jan 1, 2018
Ahh, the winter crucible is nearly over. Your in-laws are pulling out of the driveway, the kids are off with the neighbor's trying to poke...
Dec 26, 2017
Ok ok ok I can't believe I've been sitting on this for days now BUT ANYWAY my mighty, magical mollusks can finally taste that delicious,...
Dec 20, 2017
I can't help thinkin' how handy some turtle shells would be at clearing this holiday traffic off the aisles and roads and outta my damn...
Dec 19, 2017
Canamelo has long been one of the Gentleman's favorite DC delivery brands. Their current batch of premium outdoor flowers is excellent, especially the Jesus OG...
Dec 15, 2017
