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This week, I was in a pinch before a couple of big drops and needed some bud I knew for a fact was going to do the trick. Whenever I’m...
It may be Cherry Blossom season here in the Nation's Capital, but for my fellow chronnoisseurs, the Gentleman guarantees you'll feel even more captivated by...
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Mar 29, 2017
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EDIT: Juicywana has rebranded as Juice'd! Heya, folks! As promise-ish-ed, your noble Gentleman has returned from his journeys to distant vistas to deliver a long overdue...
Mar 21, 2017
DC cannabis delivery newcomer Local'd has the right idea. They've got some of the prettiest buds I've seen around town in the past year, but in...
Mar 8, 2017
DC's young cannabis industry continues to grow with ambitious new outfits like Terpy Solutions, sprouting like weeds (teehee) among the Nation's Capital to serve the demand...
Mar 1, 2017
How many days had passed? Weeks? Time was a meaningless concept locked away alone in a cold cell deep underneath the fabulous Mar-A-Lago Club at Trump National...
Feb 21, 2017
I hope you had a Happy Valentine's Day, DC! Or not. I don't really care. Like the rest of you single folks, I was gonna...
Feb 15, 2017
KindBag DC (now defunct) is expanding their gift menu beyond their delightfully aromatic flowers to include edibles, canna-butter (for making your own edibles or smear...
Feb 8, 2017
Racists and fascists and narcissists, oh my! After years of listening to the Right bemoan "Emperor Obama" and his executive orders, a flurry of controversial,...
Jan 31, 2017
Hey there. So, our good friends the Millers have fallen on tough times. I'm not going to get into it here, obviously. Suffice it to...
Jan 28, 2017
Okay, so I got to take part in the big #Trump420 joint giveaway put on by DCMJ and it was amazing. You've probably seen it...
Jan 24, 2017
I keep thinking about slime monsters. A solitary scream that devolves into a viscous, angry gurgle. Flesh bubbling, melting, congealing into one misshapen lump of...
Jan 18, 2017
Call me Gentleman. It is strange; back in the olden days of July 2016, those halcyon days of yore, the DC Green Rush was so...
Jan 11, 2017
Welcome to the future, baby! It may be a New Year, but we still got the same old problems. Global tensions rising in a surge...
Jan 3, 2017
Dr. Trichome's Tincture A tincture, for those unfamiliar, is cannabis extract in a liquid medium. Liquid weed, right! An extremely discreet way to medicate, it...
Dec 29, 2016
How does being blazed out and dipped head to toe in cannabis sound? CannabiSpa DC is a holistic cannabis immersion experience far beyond a...
Dec 28, 2016
Okay, I admit- the Mortal Kombat fanfic review I did for Pharmer Miller last time was pushing the limits of what you, my dear, enraptured...
Dec 18, 2016
Here's a case of the same strain grown by different growers yielding very different results. I've had a few different Master Kush flowers around DC...
Dec 7, 2016
OG Kush from Loud Lowe There's a phrase going around these days that I like a lot. 'In my feelings' matches up with what I've...
Nov 29, 2016
[caption id="attachment_921" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Burmese Berry from Pharmer Miller[/caption] "KAAAAALI-MAAA!" He stood dazed, his cybernetic eye unfocused, blood flowing from each of the many slash...
Nov 18, 2016
Have you ever heard a grown man scream? Not in anger or pain, but fear, true pants-wetting terror that in a moment cuts through jaded...
Nov 11, 2016
Metro City Organic Delivery launched it's Initiative-71 compliant delivery service today, so I reached out to get a sneak preview of the cannabis they planned...
Nov 2, 2016
(Alternative Solutions gave me some of the sweet, new Goji OG and Blue Cheese bud rosin to try and if you're a boring person whose...
Oct 31, 2016
Cannabis Topical Balm Paranoia, as you wake drenched in sweat, sick to the deepest pit of your stomach in the middle of the night, the...
Oct 28, 2016
Dusk fell upon Traveller's Road with a chill wind. Binding my cloak against it's bite, my eyes searched the wood ahead for the evening's shelter. ...
Oct 19, 2016
Oh, DC, you lucky little minx, you've already scored another top-flight Initiative 71-compliant cannabis delivery company. The competition is real! KindBagDC.com launched mid-September as the...
Oct 6, 2016
[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="1200"] Mike Fluggenock's photo.[/caption] That's my favorite sign from Saturday's March of the Clones protest, but the level of art production that...
Sep 28, 2016
Kashmir Red - Unboxing VIDEO [embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBZXu0JHb2w[/embed] My latest video, courtesy of Capital Canna News! Go on and take a gander at Abatin Wellness' luxury cannabis...
Sep 23, 2016
Paper Boy Paper Company enters the fray of Initiative 71-compliant delivery services in the District of Columbia as an immediate challenger for top dog. I'm excited...
Sep 21, 2016
HighSpeed is easily the most visible of the DC weed delivery companies outside of Kush Gods. There are, just, so many articles about them right...
Sep 9, 2016
Welcome to The Grind. The opening moves of DC's Green Rush have been made and we enter the mid-game proper. I have been honored to...
Aug 27, 2016
