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Bodybuilders and farmers both hate to pass up an easy performance booster. Whether it’s pumping up those sweat-glistening biceps, or stackin’ more junk on the trunk of a nice fall...
NOW AVAILABLE from one of our favorite I71 delivery brands, Canamelo! Gott damn, baby! Not just gorgeous, this Fire Glue has a rich, spicy aroma...
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Mar 24, 2018
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Eh, I figured while we're snowed in, I can reminisce about my sleepy week by the beach in sunny San Diego and the awesome Canndescent...
Mar 22, 2018
Green Label Grinders has a fresh batch of Blue Rhino cured and I don't want you to miss out! I mean, if you're out of...
Mar 19, 2018
Vape technology nowadays means you can stay medicated on-the-go, so after years of being quietly resigned to smoking skunky flowers at home, lest some Nosy...
Mar 10, 2018
Quick recap of the DC Board of Elections public hearing with regards to the Retail Cannabis Sales initiative today. This dude Assar Mustafa (probably spelled...
Mar 8, 2018
The Gentleman has mentioned once or twice his great fondness for the cannabis products from Abatin Wellness, the District's premier medical marijuana cultivator, but we've...
Mar 6, 2018
Time for another Free Weed Giveaway for my cherry-cheeked chipmunks, hooray! Today's giveaway includes a quarter-ounce of I71 grown Bubba Kush flowers from Trending Leafs...
Mar 2, 2018
Today we'll be looking at an indica called Black Dog from Curio Wellness, one of Maryland's first medical marijuana cultivators to have product available. Perhaps...
Mar 1, 2018
The newest light of the I71 constellation, Illuminate DC is gifting cannabis to promote their 100% soy candles, handmade in the good ole' US of...
Feb 26, 2018
We first looked at I71 delivery brand Trending Leafs a few months ago. Their corporate mission is to be "The Voice of the Plant," to...
Feb 22, 2018
Did you miss me, my singing, bloodthirsty flora? Pardon the slightly extended absence. It's all very hush hush, you see, so allow me to direct...
Feb 20, 2018
PuffPuffDC Flower Giveaway Good morning, lovebirds! It's Valentine's Day, which means everyone hates you what with the kissing and the petting and the pet names!...
Feb 14, 2018
NINE POUND HAMMER (HIGH QUALITEA DC) Today, we'll look at one of the freshest entrants of the I-71 derby, High Qualitea DC (now defunct). To...
Feb 13, 2018
Grandma's Cookies (HiddenLeaf DC) I lost my remote control more than a day ago and I have literally no idea where that thing is, so...
Feb 10, 2018
Bad news, everyone. As of today, the clarification from MPD after the recent pop-up raids regarding what is and is not allowed regarding Initiative 71 means that there won’t be...
Feb 9, 2018
Today, we'll turn our attention once again to Maryland's baby-fresh medical marijuana program, and as the divine hand of Fortune may have it, my first...
Feb 7, 2018
Glass House Gallery DC is the spot for the discerning head that desires to partake from only the finest paraphernalia. Every time I step in...
Feb 5, 2018
202 Organics is one of DC's premier delivery brands- we looked at their Cristal flowers a while back- but they've got such an extensive gift...
Feb 2, 2018
Good evening, America. For tonight's District of the Cannabis Union address, brought to you by I71 delivery brand NFUZD, I thought I'd take an hour...
Jan 30, 2018
Free Weed Friday- DC Grrl Power Edition Happy Friday, baby, it's time for the next free weed giveaway! Quick FYI about the DC cannabis scene...
Jan 26, 2018
Abatin Wellness, one of DC's six medical marijuana cultivators, grows some of the finest flowers this Gentleman has ever smoked, as I've mentioned in this...
Jan 24, 2018
The Apothecarry case is unbelievably swanky. It is exactly what I always wanted before I knew it was a thing, which saves me the trouble...
Jan 23, 2018
On a quaint little corner of Old Town Manassas, about forty minutes down I-66, lies Virginia's very first, open-to-the-public CBD store, District Hemp. Did you...
Jan 21, 2018
We may just over four hours away from a government shutdown, but the Gentleman is the very definition of essential personnel and thus, remains hard...
Jan 20, 2018
High Focus has long distinguished themselves among your many Initiative 71 options with quick, friendly delivery service and excellent cannabis flower gifts. Now they've gone...
Jan 19, 2018
Missed All-Star Mondays this week? No worries, baby, Butter Nugg Cookies is BACK tomorrow at the Spaceship DC with plenty of great flowers, rosin, vape...
Jan 18, 2018
It's been a couple days since I last checked in and I'm sure you're all worried that I've finally been assassinated by the Deep State...
Jan 17, 2018
Butter Nugg Cookies is currently rocking some Humboldt Kush flowers, which they pressed into some awesome, super-smooth and terpy rosin they have available on its...
Jan 14, 2018
It's been a while since we checked in on Real Deal Farmz, hasn't it? One of DC's most talented growers in my own not-so-humble opinion,...
Jan 13, 2018
Soufeast Ratchet Cakes (Dope Uber) Ladies and lame, stupid boys (yuck!), it is my pleasure to introduce you this evening to one of DC's most...
Jan 11, 2018
